Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Casting the inevitable "Insane diaper-wearing Astronaut stalker" movie

by LesterG
Toni Collette as Lisa Marie Nowak

Tony Schloub as Cmdr. William Oefelein

(These should be up on Defamer shortly as well)


Blogger jaydro said...

But Tony Shalhoub has already played the investigator of the criminal astronaut. Just a bit too early. And with a more believable plotline.

2/06/2007 12:40:00 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

The Toni Collette resemblance is eerie, but the dude looks more like Anthony LaPaglia.

It's fun sending stuff to Defamer. They always manage to go that extra distance in perversion.

2/06/2007 01:47:00 PM  
Blogger LesterG said...

"An offer should immediately go out to Oscar nominee Toni Collette for the Novak role, who may be lured to the small screen by a gritty, yet somehow flamboyant, part requiring a crazy-love-fueled 900 mile drive to intercept a romantic rival while packing a Wile E. Coyote-quality arsenal of a wig, a trenchcoat, adult diapers, BB gun, a steel mallet, some rubber tubing, and garbage bags."

THAT is why Mark gets paid the big bucks.

2/06/2007 08:07:00 PM  

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