Friday, March 24, 2006

World's Oldest Tortoise Dies At 250 Years of Age

by Nick
Rest in peace, Addwaita.


Blogger Brian said...

That's terrible news.

But, wow. I knew they lived a long time, but 250 years is far longer than I would have guessed.

3/24/2006 01:25:00 PM  
Blogger Jackrabbit Slim said...

Why tortoises live so long:

3/24/2006 02:23:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Yeah sure, that's fine if you want Slate's ivy league, "hate god first" evolution explanation.

Those of us raised the Christian way know that God makes tortoises live longer because he likes to ride them when he visits Earth, and it takes a very long time to ride anywhere on a tortoise.

3/24/2006 02:52:00 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

Bah, I hate explanations.

3/24/2006 04:01:00 PM  

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