Strange week
by Nick
First they found a giant half-ton squid.
Then in San Antonio, Guatemala, a gigantic 130 feet wide, 330 feet deep, hole just opened up, swallowing two.
And now James Cameron claims to have proof of finding the tombs and bodies of, among others, Mary, Joseph and Jesus Christ. And, oh yeah, Jesus' son Judah.
Somehow I thought people would be less focused on the Oscars during the end of days.
Then in San Antonio, Guatemala, a gigantic 130 feet wide, 330 feet deep, hole just opened up, swallowing two.
And now James Cameron claims to have proof of finding the tombs and bodies of, among others, Mary, Joseph and Jesus Christ. And, oh yeah, Jesus' son Judah.
Somehow I thought people would be less focused on the Oscars during the end of days.
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7 Comments:
Think you might be right about the end of days. Fox is definitely trying to tell us something, anyway. Look at their upcoming FoxFaith slate; notice keywords in the titles? "Last", "Ultimate", "Final".
I'm scared.
But the most frightful indication of this trend must be you stopping by FoxFaith's site. Truly, the end is nigh.
It's work-related.
It's work-related.
The end of the world?
No, not the end of the world. One of the things I do at work is keep a database of upcoming movies, complete with links to the movies' official websites. The easiest way to get to a movie's official site is through the distributor website. Hence I end up checking out the FoxFaith website from time to time.
Oh. I think working towards the end of the world is cooler.
Like being in the GOP.
Well, you're right. The end of the world would be cooler. But, when it does come around, I suspect that I'll have little to no involvement.
As for working for the GOP: tempting, I have to admit. I'd guess it pays pretty well to sit around thinking of ways to, say, discredit every climate scientist on the planet at once. Lots of corporate "research" funding to get a piece of. And it'd be fun to go on TV every now and again to say going to war with Iran would be crazy, while at the same time calling Democrats traitors for being insufficiently willing to start a war with Iran.
But, I think I'll pass for now.
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